January 2012
77 posts
Why is life so hard?
Asked the fruit man if I could taste a grape b4 I bought them. He just kept saying They’re fresh today. I said is that a no? Fine, I don’t want them.
I just had a thought in my head, but it disappeared as quickly as it came!
Just walked past an actual pirate in my way to the tube. #onlyinlondon
Think I might have to find somewhere new to get my nails done. I don’t feel like they were rushed, but I can see there was some attention to detail missing.
At 17:02 I am asked to print 11 documents, 6 of which I have to export and 3 seem to be broken links. Ace.
At 17:02 I am asked to print 11 documents, 6 or which I have to export, 3 seem to be internet links that don’t work. Ace.
The driver for the first tube to depart is missing. Announcement: “Julie your train is ready in platform 13”. Pft.
Knew I shouldn’t have jogged home in ballet pumps on Sunday morning, my knees have not appreciated it again.
My house is Baltic and I’ve just overheard that I can’t use my shower until tomorrow! Pissed to say the least.
Had builders in since 9:30am. House is freezing and covered in dust, worms & spiders. Ace.
I’ve got 4 strangers in my house. They’re too loud and need to come back another day.
In at 3am, up at 7:30am. I’m probably not going to last much longer.
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Bathtime for Sloths
The gym smelt of shit, the toilets smelt of sushi and the tube smells like bad hygiene and egg. My nostrils have been tested today.
I’ve just installed Google Sync, and after the day I’ve had, it has brought me from the brink…
It’s only Tuesday and I’ve had an argument on the tube both days (it wasn’t even me who started it!)